Select a Voice
Hal: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Enter your own words:
Speak!
https://dvcs.w3.org/hg/speech-api/raw-file/tip/speechapi.html#examples-synthesis
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/25336428/html5-speech-synthesis
http://blog.teamtreehouse.com/getting-started-speech-synthesis-api
Note: volume, rate, and pitch controls don't seem to work in Chrome.